Original Joke : life kya hoti hai?

Hi,
so here I am back again after several days of rest. I was not exactly resting much as I am busy with my MTech report submission right now. Anyways, here goes yet another incident of gupta's humour.
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Me, Gupta and Sushil went to Laxmi to have our dinner. Sarat joined after a few minutes. We all were having our dinner, talking, sharing jokes.. Suddenly, Gupta asked sarat "Tune kabhi dange ( riots ) ka samna kiya hai?", "No", answered sarat in a baffled manner. "Tune kabhi baadh ( flood ) ka samna kiya hai?", gupta went on without giving any clue what was this all about. "No". "Tune kabhi akaal ( draught ) ka samna kiya hai? ". "No". We all were trying to know gupta's intentions. "Tune kabhi bhukamp ( earthquake ) ka samna kiya hai?". Sarat replied in negation again. Gupta" To tuje kya pata life kya hoti hai???!!!!", everybody bursted out laughing.

During all this time I observed that all the calamities gupta mentioned about happened in gujarat during not so distant past. So I was feeling a little proud of myself to have faced some of the danger situation gupta had mentioned. I could not resist my feeling and went on to cut my leg with my own axe, "Maine ye sab ka samna kiya hai" I told gupta with a glimpse of pride and enthusiasm.

Gupta "Phir bhi tuje nahi pata life kya hoti hai???!!".
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Shayari from shAan

Hi,
It's been a long time since I wrote down something here. So many things happened but I am just too lazy to post it over here. Just copying some shayaris that my friend shAan wrote. I hope u dont mid, shAan :-)

~~Daaman~~

youn na mujhko dekh tera dil pighal na jaaye
mere aansooyon se tera daaman jal na jaaye

woh mujhse phir mila hai aaj khwaabon mein
ae khudaya kahin meri neend khul na jaaye

poocha na kar sab ke saamne meri kahani
kabhi tera naam hothon se nikal na jaaye

jee bhar ke dekh lo "shAan" ko tum sanam
kya pata phir zindagi ki shaam dhal na jaaye

~~Chiraag mein~~

jab koi junoon aata hai dimaag mein
apna khoon daal deta hoon chiraag mein

aik chehra ban jaata hai meri aahon se
aik soorat chhupi huii hai dil ke daag mein

dard ke siwaa mujhko milaa kuch bhi nahin
maine dil lagaaya tha khushiyon ki laag mein

lapton mein mujhko dekh kar mayous hote hain
jhoonk to dete hain mere khat woh aag mein

kaanton se apna daaman bhar ke laaya hoon
mil gaya tha aik shakhs phoolon ke baag mein

~~banaa diya~~

khoon se rangeen deewar-o-dar banaa diya
zara sa haath maine zakhmon se utthaa diya
teri yaadon ne dastak jab bhi dil pe di
aik aah bhar lee aik aansoo bahaa diya
cheekh-te hain dil ke chhalle naam-e-marham pe
rog kaise tumne ye dil ko lagaa diya
phir bhi deta hai tum hi ko dil duaayen
mana ke tune mujhe khaak mein milaa diya
baitha hoon jaise lutt gaya ho dilli ka taaj
aaj maine tera aakhiri khat bhi jalaa diya
woh chehre ko duppatte mein chhuppaye chal diye
"shAan" ka ek sheyr maine kya sunaa diya