I got bored by reading papers so was going through iitb.h to get some refreshment :-) and here is what i found
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Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if
you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the
time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will
ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were
just passing by and came into wish me.
Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come
again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has
made it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has
and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty
daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles. ;)
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a
date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in
love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me
about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a
watch.
