Here is the quotes that i liked and collected. none of them are mine :-) but i just liked them.
* " Everything is OK at the end, if it's not OK, it's not the END. "
* " An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. "
* " A mind stretched by a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. "
* " Stability is not achieved by immobility: try to sit on an immobile bicycle! "
* " Luck favours those who don't believe in it. "
* " An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. "
* " Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives. "
* " Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.. "
* " Death is hereditary. "
* " God is real, unless declared integer. "
* " Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. "
* " In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?? "
* " I would like to change the world, but they won't give me the source code! "
* " #define question (bb || !bb ) -- by Shakesphere "
* " On the other hand... you have different fingers! "
* " When you come to a fork in the road, take the 'right' path, else you must take the path that is 'left'. "
* " If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos..then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. "
* " A person who truely loves u and knows u, is someone who sees the pain in ur eyes while EVERYONE else still believes in the smile on ur face "
* " Windows not found: (C)heer, (P)arty, (D)ance? "
* " How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.. "
* " I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem. "
* " For every problem there can be multiple solutions, and the simplest one is usually neglected....! "
* " Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. "
* " A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. "
* " A common rule of thumb, Too clever is dumb! "
* " If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. "
* " Windows NT encountered the following error: The operation completed successfully. "
* " The best Windows accelerator is that which works at 9.81m/s2 "
* " Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves. "
* " Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ] "
* " Double your disk space - delete Windows! "
* " Linux, DOS, Windows NT -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. "
* " Efficiency is intelligent laziness. "
* " The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. "
* " 47.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. "
* " To Guess Something Is Easy, To Guess Something Wrong Is Expensive. "
* " The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it. "
* " If our brain would be simple enough for us to understand it, we would be too dumb to understand it. "
* " Speak less to people whom you love most....B'coz if they cant understand your silence....They can never understand your words. "
* " I refuse to believe in a risk-free society where the thrill of living is traded for the safety of existence. "
* " I might change my mind.. If someone offers me his instead. "
* " Remedy for hard times : Salt Water : be it sweat, tears or sea. "
* " manzilein unhi ko milti hai jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai, pankho se kuchh nahi hota, honslo se udan hoti hai. "
* " The worst part of life is to wait. The best part is to have someone worth waiting for. "
* " Live as if you were to die tomorrow, Learn as if you were to live forever. "
* " The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that it has never tried to contact us. "
* " When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. "
* " It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid and don't say it. "
* " Always put worry in its proper place, i.e. OUT OF YOUR LIFE. "
* " It is not as difficult to apologize as it is to live with a guilty conscience. "
* " Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have. "
* " Mind is consciousness which has put on limitations. You are originally unlimited and perfect. Later you take on limitations and become the mind. "
* " Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. "
* " I Never forget a face, but in your case i'll be glad to make an exception. "
* " Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film. "
* " There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works. "
* " A true friend never gets in your way, unless you happened to go down. "
* " Its better to lose your pride for someone you love, than to lose that someone you love for your useless pride "
* " Map out your future... but do it with pencil. "
* " Always upgrade your processor to the fastest avaliable so that you can reboot windows faster. "
* " Excellence is not a destination; it is a continuous journey that never ends. "
* " If you aim for nothing, that's exactly what you'll hit: nothing. "
* " I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect. "
* " Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. "
* " Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright Until you hear them speak. "
* " It is better to burn out than to fade away. "
* " I was an atheist until I knew I was GOD. "
* " I am not sincere, even when I say I am not. "
* " Impossible = I m possible "
* " Believe that you can't be beaten and you won't "
* " A moments insight is sometimes worth a life's experience "
* " In matters of style, swim with the current,In matters of principle, stand like a Rock "
* " It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on,but it does take a lot to let go "
* " Life is not measured by the breathe you take,But by the moments that takes your breathe away "
* " You don't love a woman because she is beautiful,But she is beautiful because you love her "
* " Before : dream about IIT in sleep,After : dream about sleep in IIT "
* " Ever wondered why it is called 'common' sense when few seems to have it? "
* " If debugging is an art to remove bugs from the program, then programming must be an art to insert them. "
* " Diamond is just a piece of coal, with a bit more endurance. "
* " I have got no companion.....it is always alone at the top. "
* " I have the simplest choice, I am always satisfied with the best. "
* " If you try, you risk failure; if you don't you ensure it. "
* " I was born genius, but education ruined me. "
* " Err and err and err again but less and less and less. "
* " Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence.... a life sentence. "
* " There is never a wrong time to do a right thing. "
* " Like a spring beginnings of all things are small. "
* " My brain has two parts : left has nothing right in it, right has nothing left in it. "
* " Horrible ( complex ) answers are most probably the wrong answers. "
* " A thousand lions led by a donkey can be defeated by a thousand donkeys led by a lion. "